NAMES!

Posted on May 12, 2012 by The Twits| Leave a comment

May i say i am looking at posts and their not puting their name.SO PLEASE PUT YOUR NAMES!!!!!!    callum xxxx ;) :P

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Easter Inspiration

Posted on March 31, 2012 by Mr Ball| 1 Comment

If your feeling inspired here are two ideas for story

 

In a toy box there are lots of toys
(Who owns the toy box? Where do they live? Which toys are in there?)

One of the toys comes alive

(How does this happen?)

The toy becomes evil and does lots of evil things

(What does it do? How do the things it does get more evil? )

Can something happen to make the toy a friend or does it need to be destroyed?

A Happy end or a sad end?

Or you could do similar things with the evil easter egg!

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my favorite band

Posted on March 14, 2012 by The Twits| Leave a comment

my favorite band is the killers.

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the dragon and the cobbler

Posted on March 10, 2012 by The Twits| 1 Comment

 the dragon

and the

cobbler

   

One day in the small town of Mundesley.

A green scalely, dragon was ruining

ruining the town! It blown fire over

fields! The people were forced to

move to norwich. The king was

very worred so he sent for the

very best of kigths. The first

got set on fire. The secord

got eaten. The king, he

had ran out of kights

“what should I do now!” then a cobber came

in. “what do you want!”  shouted the king. “ can I sin up for the dragon thing “WHAT”

“a small man like you!! you don t evan have

a sword” “  I have leather” “just go” one hour

later…

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The dragon

Posted on March 5, 2012 by The Twits| Leave a comment

 

“hear ye  hear  ye” called the town cryer.”There’s a dragon destroying the countryside.” “Run run for your lives get to safety. I ran for cover and hide.As I looked up I saw the dragon swoop down from the sky breathingfire as he went destroying everthing in his path.The dragon had gnasing teeth,infected claws,scales and blue in colour and really angry.Once the dragon is out of sight I return to my master who is a cobbler.On my way I hear the towns people saying the king is asking for help to slay the dragon.On my way I notice posters have been put up asking for help.Once returning to my master I explain to him about the king asking for help .The next day we hear of half a dozen knights stepping foward to slay the dragon.One knight sir lancelot stepped forward with his bow and arrow.He puts up a good fight but not good enough.The next knight tries using his sword and shield,but does’t succeed.The other knights made feirce attempts to slay the dragon by throwing rocks and catching him in a net,but did not succeed.My master the cobbler claimed he could do it .He decided to make a large leather collar wich he connected to a large chain.With in a blink of an eye he climed up a tall tree.When the dragon came walking past he dropped the collar over the dragons head wich chained him to the tree.My masters plan worked and all of the towns people cheered with joy.

 

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Notorious Highwayman Strikes Again!

Posted on March 4, 2012 by Mr Ball| Leave a comment

Yesterday morning, Lord and Lady Mundesley’s coach, was held up by a masked highwayman! The highwayman stole Lady Mundesley’s beautiful jewelled necklace and his Lordship’s purse containing £300!

Lord and Lady Mundesley were travelling to Norwich in their fine coach yesterday morning. They had just passed the crossroads to Trunch when a pistol shot rang out. Their coachman, fearful for his life, reigned in the horses and stopped the coach. The highway voice rang out, “Stand and deliver! Your money or your life!”

The coachman made a brave attempt to go for his gun to defend his passengers but the highway killed him with one shot. The highwayman then dismounted and opened the carriage door. Lady Mundesley reported later that she was absolutely terrified for her life when she saw the pistol in the highwayman’s hand.

“Where are your jewels and money?” demanded the masked man. Having no choice both the Lord and Lady Mundesley handed over their valuables. “Stay in the coach and you will not be harmed.” cried the highwayman as he stuffed the booty into his coat, remounted his horse and rode away like the wind.

This is third robbery in less than a week. A warning is given to anyone travelling on the Mundesley to Trunch  road not to  travel alone.

Mr Ball

The Dick Turpin Song from Horrible Histories

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The Wolf Says he’s Innocent

Posted on March 4, 2012 by Mr Ball| 1 Comment

The big bad wolf tried to say yesterday in court that he was innocent of killing the two pigs. The bones of the two pigs were found in their collapsed houses last week. The wolf himself was arrested outside the house of the third little pig when he was attempting to blow it down.

“ I only went to borrow some sugar to make my granny a birthday cake. “ he said in Court. When asked how the pigs were killed, the wolf said it was an accident. The dust in their houses caused him to sneeze and bring the houses down, thus killing the pigs.

When the judge asked why the pig was attempting to blow down the third little pig’s house the wolf turned red. He was clearly embarrassed and didn’t really know what to say but eventually mumbled some thing about the pig being rude to him.

Clearly, the judge was not convinced because the wolf was sent to prison for life. “You will also not be allowed to have any pork while in prison.” he added.

 

So the Wolf’s excuses and were not believed and a danger to the community was jailed for his awful crimes.

 

Mr Ball

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my dragon story

Posted on February 29, 2012 by The Twits| 1 Comment

                                  my dragon story

Once upon a time there was a horrid dragon that ruled the whole countryside.

It was big and bogey coloured green with red vishas eyes  and flew around  setting  fire to everything.The king was so sad he advertised for help.A knight tried with a sword and a spear but that did not work.

 

Then one day a cobbler  said “I can dragon.” The cobbler made the dragon a new set of shoes.The king was amazed because the new shoes worked keeping the dragons feet warm. He didn’t have to set the countryside on fire the end.

by abi :-) :-)

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my favrite singers and rabing

Posted on February 29, 2012 by The Twits| Leave a comment

Akon Dr.dre 50 cent Emien Ndubz Rhianna by Damien

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The Dragon

Posted on February 26, 2012 by The Twits| Leave a comment

Once upon a time in a peaceful town in the countryside there lived a large orangy green dragon with huge ugly red eyes and really long sharp teeth.  The Dragon  had a long snout, really sharp talon like claws and had enormous wings He was terrorising the village by burning trees to the ground and smashing up the beautiful little village.  The villagers were terrified that soon there would be nothing left to destroy.

The King ordered a town meeting to ask for help to find ways to stop the Dragon.  Some of the ideas were to put announcements on the radio and TV, he also put posters up asking for help with ways to kill the Dragon.  The King decided he would put up a reward of “£200,000 for the Dragon to be slayed and peace to be restored to the village once again.

Several attempts were made to kill the dragon.  One brave man decided that he was going to try to kill the dragon with his bow and arrow, but the arrows just bounced off his scaly skin as though they were toothpicks.  Another brave villager decided to try to kill the Dragon by burning it, but all that happened was that the village got even more destroyed by his failed attempts.

The local Cobbler who had many years experience with working with leather decided that he was going to try to make a leather muzzle with super powerful water pistols and electric pads so that as soon as he tried to breath fire the water pistols would immediately put fire out and give the Dragon an huge electric shock.

In time, the Dragon learned that everytime he breathed fire he would get electrocuted and therefore never did it again and the village became peaceful once again.

 

By Daniel

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